Jonny B. Jizzin: The Simp Chronicles: Vol.1 - Sextraterestrial Written by Lolo X Eros

Jonny B. Jizzin: The Simp Chronicles: Vol.1 - Sextraterestrial Written by Lolo X Eros

Jonny B. Jizzin: The Simp Chronicles: Vol.1 - Sextraterestrial Written by Lolo X Eros


Hey guys! I’m Jonny B. Jizzin, and I’ve got a really big problem…

There’s this gorgeous babe from college, named Chanel. And when I say gorgeous, I mean crazy hot! Long, dark flowing curls, perfect pouty lips, banging curves, you know – the whole package!

But…

She’s with this giant oaf who calls himself ‘Chocolate Cameron’. Sounds like a male-stripper name, right? He’s such a basic bro too. UGH! What’s he have that I don’t? Besides driving a BMW…and his massive arms…and a sense of fashion

Wait a minute…I can get all of that too! All I need is an awesome job, right?

If I get a fancy new whip and some better clothes, I can woo Chanel to my side! That’s how all of this works, right? Right?

Join me, friends, as I embark on an insane journey after a busty scientist “recruits” me for a series of odd jobs for quick cash. My courage, wit, and…AHEM…stamina, will all be tested!

How far will one guy simp for the girl of his dreams? Find out in:

Jonny B. Jizzin: The Simp Chronicles -- Volume 1 – Sextraterrestrial


 


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